Friday, November 18, 2005

'Scuse me ma'am...

....Do you know why I pulled you over? How many nights of socializing have you had this week?

This much fun and socializing should be illegal. Or at least listed as a controlled substance. I shouldn't operate heavy machinery right now. I need a nap.

It really is like a drug. I get depressed very fast if I don't have some sort of social outlet. I probably should work on spending time with myself but for now, screw it! I'm not addicted! I can stop anytime. Really! I just don't want to.

12 step program here I come.

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