Sunday, January 22, 2006

A prayer

Dear Lord, Force, Mother Earth, Dr. Phil, Ann Landers,

In your infinite wisdom could you find it within your mercy to make it so I do not have both wrinkles AND pimples at the same time. Seriously, it's not fair.

Amen

[Important note to my readers: Today is National Blonde Brownie Day. Why? I have no idea. Tomorrow, the 23rd? National Pie Day, National Handwriting Day, and National Measure Your Feet Day. What? (Aside to JM - I know this would not be your favorite holiday. Feel free to focus on the pie.)]

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