I had three very strange dreams last night.
In the first, I was having a telephone interview and my family (you know, the ones I liken to Munchkin landers) were all around me and I couldn't find a quiet place to do my interview. It was very frustrating. I almost killed them.
Then, in the second, a co-worker and I won $10,000 on a scratch ticket but Elle McPherson kept telling us we couldn't collect it because we were in some sort of Union or non-profit or something else ridiculous.
And finally, in the third I was part of some human pyramid competition where each row stands on the shoulders of the next and get really high up. People kept falling and I was desperately afraid I would get hurt. I was never actually in the pile but I was dreading it.
And then, in real life, I got up to get a drink of water and Friendster Guy was talking in his sleep. He said something about "maverick". And when I said "I'll be back." He said, "Unless they try some evasive maneuvers on you." Apparently, while I was interviewing, winning money, and making pyramids, he was being a fly boy.
This is what happens when you have lobster for dinner.
In the first, I was having a telephone interview and my family (you know, the ones I liken to Munchkin landers) were all around me and I couldn't find a quiet place to do my interview. It was very frustrating. I almost killed them.
Then, in the second, a co-worker and I won $10,000 on a scratch ticket but Elle McPherson kept telling us we couldn't collect it because we were in some sort of Union or non-profit or something else ridiculous.
And finally, in the third I was part of some human pyramid competition where each row stands on the shoulders of the next and get really high up. People kept falling and I was desperately afraid I would get hurt. I was never actually in the pile but I was dreading it.
And then, in real life, I got up to get a drink of water and Friendster Guy was talking in his sleep. He said something about "maverick". And when I said "I'll be back." He said, "Unless they try some evasive maneuvers on you." Apparently, while I was interviewing, winning money, and making pyramids, he was being a fly boy.
This is what happens when you have lobster for dinner.
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