Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Signs of the apocolypse

Not only is today 6/6/06 (Ah! Satan! We're all doomed!) but it is Sylvester Stallone's 60th birthday. If that doesn't mean the end of the world is coming I think this does - according to Internet Movie Database not only is there a new Rocky coming out in 2006 but there is a new Rambo coming out in 2007!

I can see it now...

Rocky, now suffering from several syndromes and issues brought on by getting punched in the head innumerable times, fights his way through the new Medicare prescription drug packages.

Rambo returns to Vietnam to open up a swank gambling casino for retired vets who want to relive the good times they keep experiencing via traumatic flashbacks. Rambo says, "Hey, if they're coming back in their minds anyway, they might as well come back for real and drop some cash."

Maybe this is a flaw of my upbringing but despite having grown up in the 70s-80s I have never seen any of those movies. I don't know if I need to start now. Happy Hell Day!

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