Wednesday, November 08, 2006

I love November 8th

You hear that?

That is the blissful sound of our media outlets no longer forcing us to listen to politicians yelling at one another via commercials full of vitriol and lies.

You know, if we non-politicians used the same tactics at work we'd all be fired and probably have some sort of harassment suit brought against us.

No matter how much I'd like to I can't stand at the photocopier screaming at the top of my lungs, "Joe Schmoe is a two-faced liar! What has he done for this company? Nothing but drag us into a quagmire and spend all our money. Not only that, but he's morally repugnant and I hate everything he stands for!"

Yup, totally fired. Or at least sent to counseling and maybe diagnosed with Tourettes.

2 comments:

~Sheryl said...

Too funny! I never thought of it that way, but you are totally right. Just think of the repercussions if we put our slanders in writing or on the media... yep... fired for sure.

Now we can go back to the attorney commercials...

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

I couldn't possibly work in corporate world if that was how things were run...BUT, it sounds funny as an outsider;>