Me - (Internal monologue while putting on flannel pajamas the other night) I wonder what FG thinks of these pajamas? They aren't exactly flattering. In fact, they could be considered downright unflattering. And I've worn them a lot. Maybe he thinks I look fat. Or dowdy. I've been feeling dowdy lately. Or maybe he thinks they are unsexy? Maybe he hates them and wishes I'd wear something more revealing. Screw it. Just put them on and go to bed.
Friendster Guy - Are those new pajamas?
Clearly, I need to chill.
Friendster Guy - Are those new pajamas?
Clearly, I need to chill.
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