Thursday, March 29, 2007

Haikus

Welcome back, Sassy.
Vacation was fun, but lo,
Here is a migraine.

Why is my office
Rolling like the ocean waves?
Damn hormonal surge.

I want to vomit.
Just let me lie under desk
and sink into death.

If I were a man -
no pain, could pee standing up.
Life would be so good.

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