Friday, March 16, 2007

My condolences, but what a beautiful diamond!

When I die I totally want to be turned into a piece of jewelry. Seriously. I already want to be cremated but I don't want some poor relative to have to clutter up their mantle with an urn, or have to spread me around. Being turned into a nice topaz or even my birthstone (peridot) seems like a pretty good idea.

Of course, knowing my family, they'd probably pawn me.

2 comments:

hilllady said...

OMG. Imagine the dysfunctional family fracas potential: who gets to wear the damn ring? Mama loved me best! No she didn't! Did to!

Pawning seems like the only reasonable solution.

Sassy Pants said...

True, it might make better sense in families with only one child. Although, it does appear you can make more than 1 stone from...er, any one person.