Friday, May 04, 2007

Annoying? Or Awesome?

Either my pants have all decided to stretch out at the same time, or the shape of my thighs, butt and hips has changed. I haven't lost any weight but I also don't think my entire wardrobe decided to spontaneously lose elasticity and shape at the exact same time.

So on the one hand, F'ing A! Welcome skinny thighs, you sneaky little devils! I had no idea you were coming.

On the other hand, drat. I don't have the money for a new wardrobe at this point. And saggy bottomed pants are not altogether that flattering. But, saggy bottoms are better than bursting ones. So I'm not really that disappointed. Duh!


Anonymous said...

Plan a clothes swap. Invite a bunch of people over to bring clothes, shoes, bags, whatever they are tired of. Stuff that is too nice to goodwill, and trade it. Perfect timing for it while people are taking out their spring clothes and putting away their winter clothes. You could come back with a whole new wardrobe.

Anonymous said...

Good luck with denim these days.

If you lose the teeniest bit of weight, jeans will no longer fit because of the cotton/lyrca brand that had infiltrated every jean across the continent.

I lost 4 pounds last year and now I look like I'm packing a dirty diaper. Go lycra-less: A&E has some good (and cheap) styles!