Friday, June 08, 2007

Cable (bad) Guy

I think I've been watching too many of Friendster Guys Netflix picks (caper movies) and reading too many of his Robert B. Parker "Spenser" novels (detective genre).

Why?

Because I think that Comcast Cable is involved in a conspiracy to take over New Hampshire, and I don't mean by bringing us superior cable services. I have seen more Comcast white vans and vehicles in the last two days than I have in my entire life. Since yesterday, I have been from the border of Vermont to the Atlantic Ocean and there were Comcast vans EVERYWHERE. There was even one parked outside FG's apartment today. Either business is really good, things are going to hell and they have to fix it, or there is soon going to be a simultaneously choreographed coup of some sort involving masked Comcast guys with uzis. You mark my words.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

1 comment:

ciscobaby said...

Trust me, Comcast vans are out in herds because their service sucks and they constantly have to repair it. Now if you want to worry about conspiracies, watch out for those Maytag repairmen!