Thursday, June 21, 2007

Marketing execs have no soul

Friends do not let friends crawl around on the floor in their prom dresses.

Really good friends confiscate the camera.

Enemies figure out how to turn your tragedy into a marketing campaign.

I'd like to state for the record, what the fuck?

I mean, c'mon. Really? Why call it "singlesnet"? Just call it "hornyandeasy" and call it a day. And if there is any truth in advertising, they should have a disclaimer that the typical user does not look like this. In fact, the typical user is most likely a 15 to 45 year old male who hasn't seen the light of day in a long time. Possibly because he's incarcerated.

Skeeve factor: 11 (on a scale of 1-10)


pagalina said...

I think you're right about the current subscriber base, and the marketers have to know that they're not gonna attract women to sign-up with that kind of assery (figuratively and literally)
you know there wasn't even a woman present in the marketing meetings!

DecemberFlower said...

"Meet me here"? Um, in her butt? :/