Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Items may have shifted during flight

I would like to make a law banning jogging shorts from all gyms. I have come way too close to seeing male clients goods than I ever want to get. It makes for a very uncomfortable situation. What am I supposed to say? Excuse me sir, I think you need to corral your 'nads?

And may I point out that it's never the hot guys who are wearing them. (Not that I want to see their twig and giggle berries either. Cajones* should always be kept in check, even Brad Pitt's.)

* I'm trying to use as many slang terms for testicles as I can in this post. Feel free to add some more to the comments section. That's right, it's audience participation time. Follow the bouncing ball! (hee hee)

3 comments:

DecemberFlower said...

Nuts!

Michael J. said...

The family jewels, for the sperm-enabled...

Sassy, check out this cool new Apple fitness patent:
http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/08/03/27/apple_developing_full_fledge_digital_lifestyle_fitness_companion.html

Queen Geek said...

You crack me up! I too believe that jogging short should be banned.

Bollocks.