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Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Dear men voting for McCain,

Just so you know, if McCain and Palin make it to the White House women of the United States will be abstaining from sex for the next four to eight years. Birth control fails, and, since you support it being taught in schools so much, abstinence is the only way to go.

Thought you'd like to know.
Sassy

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Dear Women voting for McCain/Palin -

Are you f%^$ing crazy?

Sassy

Comments

Celebrate Woo-Woo said…
haha-if only the reality was funny like this post instead of flippin' scary...
7:27 PM
Phatty said…
Do you really think that this plan will work?
11:49 PM
Anonymous said…
What I want to know is how Palin can even call herself a woman when she doesn't even allow for a woman's right to choose in cases of incest/rape. What kind of person would force someone to carry a child for 9 months after something like that?
7:27 PM
Lyanthya said…
Amen, Sister!

I moved to the UK in June, and I'm ashamed to tell people I'm American. McCain himself is bad enough, but Palin honestly nauseates me.
9:57 PM
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