I don't understand...
...the appeal of Paris Hilton and why her 15 minutes aren't up yet.
...why I can be bounding with energy on my way to work but as soon as I walk into my office it's as if my walls are made of kryptonite.
...why I can remember all the lyrics to Salt-n-Pepa's "Shoop" but I can't remember what I had for breakfast or why I am standing at the photocopier.
...why my landlord has not yet resolved the hot water problem in my apartment.
...why no matter how many clothes I buy, I still have nothing to wear.
...why pants sizes and underwear sizes do not match up. I wear an 8-10 pants (8 on a good day) and yet I wear a 5 or 6 in underwear.
...the attraction of Crocs. Ugh.
...why people can't just talk to each other and figure out world peace.
...why I trust the Geico Gecko more than any spokes...person? on the planet.
...why my maid hasn't come in and vacuumed or washed the dishes this week. Oh yeah, I don't have a maid. Nevermind.
...why my best hair days are on days when I'm getting my hair cut.
...what it is about politics that makes everyone corrupt.
...why George W. Bush is still in office.
...how people can be Christian and so obviously not follow Christ's teachings.
...why people still have a problem with educating our kids about sex.
...how assassination plots manage to actually kill good people (JFK, MLKJ) while evil dictators or otherwise not so great politicians remain bullet free.
...why the concept of RSVPing seems lost on some people.
...people who don't paint their walls.
...Nascar.
...why Subaru hasn't made a hybrid yet.
...whether or not "boyfriend" is an appropriate term for someone in their 30's.
...how I can leave the grocery store having spent $50 and not have any food.
...why my apartment for one month and a vacation cabin for one week can cost the same amount.
...the allure of niknaks bearing logos. How many foam doohickeys does a person need? (The answer is none in case you were wondering.)
...how photos actually get from a real event to an image on a piece of paper.
...why English people automatically sound smarter.
...people who don't read.
...the appeal of Paris Hilton and why her 15 minutes aren't up yet.
...why I can be bounding with energy on my way to work but as soon as I walk into my office it's as if my walls are made of kryptonite.
...why I can remember all the lyrics to Salt-n-Pepa's "Shoop" but I can't remember what I had for breakfast or why I am standing at the photocopier.
...why my landlord has not yet resolved the hot water problem in my apartment.
...why no matter how many clothes I buy, I still have nothing to wear.
...why pants sizes and underwear sizes do not match up. I wear an 8-10 pants (8 on a good day) and yet I wear a 5 or 6 in underwear.
...the attraction of Crocs. Ugh.
...why people can't just talk to each other and figure out world peace.
...why I trust the Geico Gecko more than any spokes...person? on the planet.
...why my maid hasn't come in and vacuumed or washed the dishes this week. Oh yeah, I don't have a maid. Nevermind.
...why my best hair days are on days when I'm getting my hair cut.
...what it is about politics that makes everyone corrupt.
...why George W. Bush is still in office.
...how people can be Christian and so obviously not follow Christ's teachings.
...why people still have a problem with educating our kids about sex.
...how assassination plots manage to actually kill good people (JFK, MLKJ) while evil dictators or otherwise not so great politicians remain bullet free.
...why the concept of RSVPing seems lost on some people.
...people who don't paint their walls.
...Nascar.
...why Subaru hasn't made a hybrid yet.
...whether or not "boyfriend" is an appropriate term for someone in their 30's.
...how I can leave the grocery store having spent $50 and not have any food.
...why my apartment for one month and a vacation cabin for one week can cost the same amount.
...the allure of niknaks bearing logos. How many foam doohickeys does a person need? (The answer is none in case you were wondering.)
...how photos actually get from a real event to an image on a piece of paper.
...why English people automatically sound smarter.
...people who don't read.
Comments
And crocs are fugly. And people who wear them usually look pretty stupid. I've only come across a handful of people with them, though.