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KY and the Mile High Club

My Mom just flew to Maryland and found out the following about what is and isn't allowed on an airplane:

"I was checking on the TSA website to see what was allowed and found that "personal lube", i.e. KY, is actually ALLOWED in carry-on (up to 4 oz.) as a medically necessary, non-prescription liquid/gel. Sample-sized toothpaste - no, Carmex - no (even though chapstick is allowed), mascara - no. I've been wracking my brain for an actual medicinal use that may arise (no pun intended) during a flight, but have yet to think of one. I am totally flummoxed!"

My theory? The TSA doesn't want the mile highers to be taking too much time in the bathroom.

Comments

tjdygon said…
I just flew last weekend too and noticed that you can bring KY jelly. I was wondering the same thing--for the mile highers??? You can't bring a lighter but you CAN bring your cigar cutter. You can have a corkscrew, screwdrivers and tools under 7 inches long.
I am curious about the gel bras-- why you can't have gel shoe orthodics BUT you can have gel in your bra???
5:25 AM
Rees said…
Well, seriously. I can't brush my teeth after a long flight now? Because they're scared of my toothpaste?

They're probably getting us used to carrying our own lubricant for the cavity checks they'll be requiring soon.
10:36 AM
Sassy Pants said…
Oooh! I like that theory even better than mine!
2:11 PM
rabbit said…
Maybe it's 'cause they subject the flight crews to the same security checks as the rest of us?

But the screwdriver?
2:55 PM
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