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It's time for another installment of "How'd you get referred here?"

Site Meter sends me a weekly email where I can see how people found this site. Most weeks it's pretty boring - underoos, underoos, underoos, and things having to do with big girls.

This week I had a few more fun ones and I have decided to give them categories (I've added symbols to some so as not to encourage extra pervertial visitation):

For longest, most specific search string: "girl tak1ng bathing $uit bottoms off with big b00bs" (I assume she is supposed to have large b00bs, not actually be using them to remove the bottom. Although if it's the latter, and someone finds it, send me a link. That's just something I'd want to see.)

For strangest breakfast menu: "Big b00bs with eggs"

For best foreign search: "llena de merde" (translation: full of shit)

For shortest and sweetest search: "Spice b00bs"

And last, but not least, for randomest search: "Dunkin Donuts flow chart"

Which, when I too put it in a search engine, led me to this diatribe against dumb commercials (including the commercial below which I had not seen), but not to my blog.

Comments

LOL--those are some good ones!

I love Site Meter! It's crazy how some people manage to find your blog. I recently got a hit from the Google search, do you get turned on when you see someone pee in their pants. Sick, I know.

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